An Overworked Custom Essay Writer Emerges
By Melissa Bryant, Overworked Custom Essay Writer
Phew! I just got off a two day binge. Mostly nursing essays, for some reason! They're pretty tough over there in nursing school aren't they? My mind is swirling with public health issues, diagnostic tests, and the ethics of euthanasia. After six hours of straight nursing essays, I allowed myself to take a break and research some pharmacology questions. What a pleasure! So yeah, it's been a fun 48 hours. I'm about to collapse, but I wanted to write, lest my fan base be left without some tidbit from their favorite custom essay writer!
A couple of years ago, I had bunch of friends applying to nursing school, so I helped them with their nursing school admission essays. I think the trick is to write about an instance of helping someone while somehow not sounding like Florence Nightingale. You don't want to be too cheesy, obviously. For nursing school, like any other professional school, they're not looking for people with expert nursing knowledge, just someone who can write an interesting nursing essay. It's more about theory than it is about practice.
Getting away from nursing school and nursing essays, we are in a crazy busy season right now! The phone is ringing off the hook with custom essay requests. The hilarious thing about being a custom essay writer is that when midterm time comes around, all the students are dreading it, and I am loving it. Call me crazy, but term papers are just so much fun. Okay, I'm a dork.
I've been doing a lot of term paper editing lately, and people really have no idea what a thesis sentence is! For the record, it's a statement of purpose at the beginning of your essay. It should outline what you will be writing about in your essay. It should not have more than three commas in it. It should be concise and clear as crystal. If you have an awkward thesis statement (keep in mind the thesis is typically the first sentence of the custom essay), your paper is instantly garbage. It's like meeting a guy for the first time, and he slips and falls. Your whole impression of him is ruined!
A thesis statement should be a carefully wielded weapon. It should stake the claim of your term paper, allowing you to gracefully move in and build the arguments of your essay. You have to love a well-organized custom essay. Each paragraph starts with its own mini-thesis, which is then unspooled into an array of facts, figures, and quotations. Finally, the conclusion comes, and you answer the whole "why am I writing this term paper?" question. It's a very satisfying thing.
Custom essays are my life. But a girl cannot live on term papers alone. If you know any dorky guys who relished their liberal arts education and have a thing for writing, tell them to shoot me an e-mail at melissa@sparrowpapers.com. I'm wait-iiiing.
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